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                                    Merry Christmas Images For Facebook DP Whatsapp 1024x640

 

Sorry to inform you but Christmas is cancelled this year. Apparently YOU told Santa you were good this year and he died laughing.

 

Can I please have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

 

Does anyone else think it is strange that we allow an old, fat man to sneak into our house in the middle of the night, eat cookies and drink milk and then fill our socks with his junk?

 

I am permanently on the naughty list, and damn proud of it too!

 

I took my daughter to go see Santa at the mall, and guess what that jerk did? He called her a ‘ho’ three times!

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone was on their phone.

 

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas, the birth of Santa?” – Bart Simpson

 

“Christmas is the time when everyone wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.” – Phyllis Diller

 

“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” – Jay Leno

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